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  • #16
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    Zemunci

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    • #17
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      [quote author=Toolroom Knight link=topic=1891.msg93187#msg93187 date=1253300556]
      Zemunci

      kako se zove teniski turnir u Zemunu?
      -ZNACI Open

      Prolaze tata Zemunac i sin Zemunac pored Meka,i pita sin tatu:
      -Tata,sta znaci ovo M?
      -Pa,M kao Munze!

      sta kaze zemunac sestri kada ona dobije 10?
      - brate, znaci, sestro cale si keve mi!!! -I sta je bilo?
      - sta ti meni sta je bilo?? ;D

      Dva Zemunca sede u domu zdravlja i cekaju. Prilazi im sestra i pita:
      -Jeste li vi za EKG?
      -Ne, mi smo za SRS!!!


      Pitali Zemunca zasto je Sami ziveo na Dorcolu?
      - Zato sto je majmun! - odgovori Zemunac.

      Uci zemunac dete matematiku i daje mu primer:
      Otac: "Ako imas 4 jabuke i ja ti uzmem 2, koliko ce da ti ostane??"
      Sin: Vadi utoku i pita "sta ces ti meni da uzmes??"
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      ahahha... Sada cu ja postaviti dva tri koje znam...
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDv-b4X2zc

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      • #18
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        Zasto u Zemunu ne pada kisa?
        Zato sto ne sme...

        Zasto u zemunu ne pada sneg?
        Da ga ne ugazili...

        Kako jedan Zemunac izjavljuje drugom saucesce?
        Znaci tuga brate...

        ;D ;D ;D
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDv-b4X2zc

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            • #21
              [/quote]Alal vera Vlatko... ;D
              Strasan vic!
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              "The last time I was intimidated was when I was 6 years old in karate class. I was an orange belt and the instructor ordered me to fight a black belt who was a couple years older and a lot bigger. I was scared s---less. I mean, I was terrified and he kicked my ass. But then I realized he didn’t kick my ass as bad as I thought he was going to and that there was nothing really to be afraid of. That was around the time I realized that intimidation didn’t really exist if you’re in the right frame of mind." - Kobe Bryant

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              • #22
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                Crnogorac odlazi u banju i zena ga ispraca :
                - Hoces li mi bit vjeran tamo?
                a on ce :
                - Okle znam, nijesam ja prorok!!!
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                • #23
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                  U vojni kamp stize poruka da je redovu Perovicu umrla baka.Komandant jedinice,ne zna kako to da mu saopsti,pa sazove vrstu:
                  -Mirno.Svi koji imaju zivu baku nek istupe napred...Kud si pos'o,Perovicu?!

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                  • #24
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                    [quote author=dart gunner link=topic=1891.msg94598#msg94598 date=1253616507]
                    U vojni kamp stize poruka da je redovu Perovicu umrla baka.Komandant jedinice,ne zna kako to da mu saopsti,pa sazove vrstu:
                    -Mirno.Svi koji imaju zivu baku nek istupe napred...Kud si pos'o,Perovicu?!
                    [/quote]
                    hahahhahas
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDv-b4X2zc

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                    • #25
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                      [quote author=dart gunner link=topic=1891.msg94598#msg94598 date=1253616507]
                      U vojni kamp stize poruka da je redovu Perovicu umrla baka.Komandant jedinice,ne zna kako to da mu saopsti,pa sazove vrstu:
                      -Mirno.Svi koji imaju zivu baku nek istupe napred...Kud si pos'o,Perovicu?!
                      [/quote]
                      Svaka cast,fenomenalan
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                      • #26
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                        "The last time I was intimidated was when I was 6 years old in karate class. I was an orange belt and the instructor ordered me to fight a black belt who was a couple years older and a lot bigger. I was scared s---less. I mean, I was terrified and he kicked my ass. But then I realized he didn’t kick my ass as bad as I thought he was going to and that there was nothing really to be afraid of. That was around the time I realized that intimidation didn’t really exist if you’re in the right frame of mind." - Kobe Bryant

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                        • #27
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                          Kaze uplakano dete iz Cernobila -mama,mama sva deca u skoli me zezaju,zasto je to tako?
                          Kaze mu mama-ne znam sine,ali nemoj se nervirati...rece to i pomazi dete po glavama...
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDv-b4X2zc

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                            • #29
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                              Dolazi pandur na trafiku i pita,da li imaju postanske marke od 5 dinara...posto je dobio potvrdan odgovor,pandur upita:"A posto su?"

                              hahaha najjaci vic koji sam cuo...
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDv-b4X2zc

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                              • #30
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                                Trci zeka kroz sumu i zatekne liju ispod drveta kako mota dzoint, pa joj kaze:
                                "Daj lijo nemoj to sranje da radis, ajde da trcimo, to ti je ono pravo -zdrav zivot, cist vazduh - razumes."

                                Lija baci sve i poce da trci sa zekom, ali naidjose na vuka koji se sprema da izvuce liniju, a oni mu rekose da baci to sranje i da trci sanjima, jer to je ono pravo, jebes koku.

                                Trce sad oni tako zajedno kad naidju na medu, koji se sprema da se rokne u venu zutim, a oni sad svi na njega:
                                "Ajde bre medo baci taj sljam, podji sa nama da trcimo malo, znas da je fiskultura i dzoging pola zdravlja, jebes to sranje."

                                Meda ih pogleda pa im rece:
                                "Mars bre u pizdu materinu, pa zar svaki put kad zeka uzme EXTAZI mora da trci cela suma!"

                                hahahah... Bre kakav vic jbt...
                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDv-b4X2zc

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